Unusual Cocktail Names

If you want to have fun at your next party, print out a cocktail menu for your guests and include these drinks on the menu. You will get some strange looks, but you will also find you have a bunch of party guests who are anxious to try some of these crazy drinks! After all, who doesn’t want to try a Bloated Bag of Monkey Spunk or a Hop Skip and Go Naked? All the recipes below are for tall tropical drinks that are sure to be a big hit at any party!

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Bloated Bag of Monkey Spunk

1 ounce Bacardi rum
1 ounce peach schnapps
1/2 ounce Grand Marnier orange liqueur
1 ounce pineapple juice
1 ounce orange juice
Maraschino cherry for garnish
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice. Add all the ingredients and stir. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

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Big Bad Voodoo Kooler

2 ounces Malibu coconut rum
1 ounce RedRum rum
1 ounce Midori melon liqueur
2 ounces orange juice
2 ounces pineapple juice
1 splash soda water
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice. Add the Malibu coconut rum, the RedRum rum and the Midori melon liqueur. Top off with the orange juice and the pineapple juice. Add a splash of soda.

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Hop Skip and Go Naked

1/4 ounce cherry brandy
1/4 ounce vodka
1/4 ounce triple sec
1/2 ounce lime juice
Orange juice
Grenadine syrup
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice. Add the liqueurs. Add the lime juice. Fill to top with orange juice. Float the grenadine on top.

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Half-Man Half-Wit

1 1/2 ounce white rum
1/2 ounce peach schnapps
1/4 ounce Scotch whisky
2 ounces passion fruit juice
2 ounces orange juice
1/4 ounce grenadine syrup
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice. Add the ingredients in order and stir. Float the grenadine syrup on the top.

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Kermit The Frog Piss

1 ounce Midori melon liqueur
1/2 ounce Malibu coconut rum
2 ounces sweet and sour mix
7-Up soda
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice. Add the Midori melon liqueur, the Malibu coconut rum and the sour mix and stir. Top off with 7-Up.

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Mule’s Hind Leg

1/2 ounce gin
1/2 ounce apple brandy
1/3 ounce benedictine herbal liqueur
1/3 ounce apricot brandy
1/3 ounce maple syrup
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice. Add all ingredients and stir or shake.

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Please always drink responsibly. Do not drink and drive and do not let your party guests drink and drive. If you are the host, collect the keys when your guests arrive!

Source:
1. 10 Really Bizarre Cocktail Names – Liquor.com
2. South Beach Diet Phase 2, A Scam Or Does It Work?
3. The Funniest Cocktail Names (23 pics) – AcidCow.com

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